A Punjabi Guts…


Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room.One candidate is Santa Singh an Indian (Punjabi) guy.

Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asking those who do not know JAVA program to leave.2000 people leave the room. Santa says to himself, ‘I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I’ll give it a try.

Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people to leave. 2000 people leave the room. Santa says to himself ‘ I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?’ So he stays.
Then Bill Gates asked candidates who do not have management diplomas to leave. 500 people leave the room. Santa says to himself, ‘I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose?’ So he stays in the room.

Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo – Croat to leave. 498 people leave the room. Santa says to himself, ‘ I do not speak one word of Serbo – Croat but what do I have to lose?’ So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate.

Everyone else has gone. Bill Gates joined them and said ‘Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serbo – Croat, so I’d now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.’ Calmly, Santa turns to the other candidate and says ‘Hor Phaphe ki haal chaal?.’ The other candidate answers ‘ O Vadiya veere, tu Sunna’ …………..

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Parrot in Jail!


*Ek baar ek Totaa (Bole to Parrot ) Ud Raha tha full speed par ….

Uske Saamne full speed me ek Ferrari aa rahi thi …

Dono ki takkar hui …

Totaa Behosh …

Raste me Ek bhikhari tha

Usne Tote ko uthaya aur Ghar le gaya …

Usko Marham lagaya ..

Aur Pinjare me rakh diya …

Jab Tote ko hosh aaya …

Usne apne aap ko Pinjare me dekha …
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Bola …

“AAILA … JAIL …. woh Ferrari ka Driver mar gaya kya ??”

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