Generation Next Motto!


* U love someone *
* U marry someone else. *
* The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband. *
* And the one u loved becomes the password of Ur mail id” *
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* There’s only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it. *
* There’s only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has it. *
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* If someone says u r ugly, its ok, if someone says u r stupid, its ok, *
* If someone says u r genius slap him as tight as you can n say there *
* is a limit of kidding n u r now crossing the limit. *
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* Three dreams of a man: *
* To be as handsome as his mother thinks. *
* To be as rich as his child believes. *
* To have as many women as his wife suspects… *
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* Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife kidney.
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* If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other
kidney. *
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* What’s the diff between Dava &d Daru? *
* Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and *
* Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi. *
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* Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain? *
* Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or *
* wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai. *
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* The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter *
* speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut *
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